"Don't You Ever Dare Call Me Chickenhead" is a song by Andy Partridge. It appeared on the 1992 fan club cassette The Bull with the Golden Guts, then on Andy's Fuzzy Warbles Volume 5 in 2004.


Andy: “Possibly the stupidest thing I've ever put on tape. The sound of a children's ‘fun’ keyboard on the ‘accompaniment setting’ and me quoting lines from the British comic, 2000 A.D. Pass the straight-jacket.”

Andy: “Britain, attempting to hold its pecker up in the world of comics, produced 2000AD. There was a super villain with the head of a chicken yelling this out from one of their issues. Being in a daft mood that day, I simply switched on a cheap keyboard (with accompaniment rhythms) and lifted the words of the mutant hen mobster for my own vile ends. Oh! The shame.”


Don't you ever dare call me chickenhead

Don't you ever dare

Don't you ever dare call me chickenhead

Nobody has ever lived that ever did

Nobody has ever lived

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