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"Sgt. Rock (Is Going to Help Me)" is a song by Andy Partridge. It appeared on the 1980 album Black Sea and was released as a single December 5, 1980, reaching No. 16 on the UK singles chart.

LyricsEdit

I'm enlisting, overseas aid

need assisting, help with a maid

get the expert, on mademoiselles

he could diffuse, any bombshell


If I could only be tough like him

then I could win

my own, small, battle of the sexes


Sgt. Rock is going to help me

make the girl mine

keep her stood in line

Sgt. Rock is going to help me

make the girl mine

keep her stood in line

make the girl mine, wave the victory sign


I'm invading, territories

Girls are foreign, and strange to me

get the expert, at kissing and stuff

he stays easy, when things get rough


If I could only be tough like him

then I could win

my own, small, battle of the sexes


Sgt. Rock is going to help me

make the girl mine

keep her stood in line

Sgt. Rock is going to help me

make the girl mine

keep her stood in line

make the girl mine, wave the victory sign


Sometimes relationships don't go as planned

some girls, can make themselves so cold

a no-mans land

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